Medical Terminology For The Layman - Very Funny
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MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN

ARTERY--The study of fine paintings
BARIUM--What to do when CPR fails
CAESAREAN SECTION--A district in Rome
COLIC--A sheep dog
COMA--A punctuation mark
CONGENITAL--Friendly
DILATE--To live longer
FESTER--Quicker
G.I. SERIES--Baseball series between teams of soldiers
GRIPPE--A suitcase
HANG-NAIL--A coat hook
MEDICAL STAFF--A doctor's cane
MINOR OPERATION--Coal digger
MORBID--A higher offer
NITRATE--Lower than the day rate
NODE--Was aware of
ORGANIC--Musical
OUTPATIENT--A person who has fainted
POST-OPERATIVE--A letter carrier
PROTEIN--In favor of young people
SECRETION--Hiding anything
SEROLOGY--Study of English Knighthood
TABLET--A small table
TUMOR--An extra pair
URINE--Opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE VEINS--Veins which are very close

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